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This page presents a revisionist alternative "Arabized Sassanian Noahite" narrative for Islam proposing that the Arabic-speaking Sassanian ALLAHAZIM of Nushijan could have played an important role in Islam's origins eventually becoming the Abbasids under whose rule, Islam evolved into the religion it is today.

ALLAHAZIM were Sassanians of Shahrbonu's Father Nushijan. They spoke Quraysh, an Arabic dialect influenced by Imperial Aramaic which they called Intelligible Arabic.

610

ALLAHAZIM Hagarim served in Khosrau II's army and defeated the Romans in 610 allowing the Saracens (Ercolian Karaites)'s Counsel to settle in Mamuca and control access to Al-Masjid Al-Haram. Sadly the Saracens (Ercolian Karaites) prevented the Noahite Gnostic Ishmaelites from accessing Al-Masjid Al-Haram. Some ALLAHAZIM join the Noahite Gnostic religion out of sympathy for the Noahite Gnostics at this time.

620s

Emperor Heraclius adopts Miaphysitism and evicts the Saracens (Ercolian Karaites)' Counsel from Edessa in the early 620s granting them weapons and a Stele entitlement to the Arabia instead if they can wrest it from the Sassanians.

632

One of the Saracens (Ercolian Karaites)' Counsels is poisoned by his Eisha.

633

After ALLAHAZIM had conquered Hira, the Saracens (Ercolian Karaites) sent Khalid to subjugate ALLAHAZIM in 633.

634

Thomas the presbyter says that the Taji of MHMT are fighting 12 miles East of Gaza at this time.

635

Doctrina Yacobi

636

Under the Saracens (Ercolian Karaites), the Noahite Gnostics and ALLAHAZIM established a union through the marriage of Husseyn to Shahrbonu and converted Uthman of the Saracens (Ercolian Karaites) to their religion.

637

MUHMD is mentioned by Anonymous on the Front pages of a Syriac Gospel Fragment concerning the Battle of Yarmouk, then Sophronius hands Jerusalem over to Umar.

638

Ecthesis

640s

Thomas the Presbyter is writing about this time.

644

Uthman came to power, issues Heraclian Drahmas and promoted the Arameo-Arabic Noahite Gnosis of Gabriel as a new Quran for his Empire, much to the annoyance of his family and other Aramaic Saracens (Ercolian Karaites).

648

Typos of Constans

653

The Byzantines arrest Pope Martin accusing him of collaboration with the Saracens and sentence him to death.

654

Uthman wins the Battle of Masts. The Byzantines reduce Martin's sentence to exile. This may be why Fredgar and Sebeos seem unsure how to treat the Saracens (Ercolian Karaites) in their surprisingly sympathetic accounts.

650s

Fredgar writes about the Saracen conquest of Syria.

656

Uthman appointed Ali as his successor. The Saracens (Ercolian Karaites) went to war against the Noahite Gnostics & ALLAHAZIM but the Noahite Gnostics & ALLAHAZIM won and ruled until 660.

660

The Noahite Gnostics & ALLAHAZIM were overthrown by the Saracens (Ercolian Karaites) again. The terms of the peace treaty promised that the Noahite Gnostics & ALLAHAZIM Candidate (Hussein) would rule following Muawiya.

660s

Sebeos writes about Mehmet ibn Ishmael.

680

Husseyn discusses the 6th Ecumenical Council. The Saracens (Ercolian Karaites) did not keep their promise and killed the Noahite Gnostics & ALLAHAZIM Candidate Husseyn. Hence ALLAHAZIM sieze control of the Heraclian Stele and established ibn Al-Zubayir as their ruler while the Noahite Gnostics fled to Europe.

692

Abdul Malik smashes the Stele and crushed ALLAHAZIM in 692 but begins to adopt ALLAHAZIM religion to prevent any further uprisings.

706

Al-Hajjaj's Wassit Masjid is the first to be built to rival the Karaite Synagogues. The Umayyad "Qibla Wars" begin.

749

ALLAHAZIM overthrew the Umayyads in 649 as the Abbasids and sought to undermine belief in the Quran as the Puritanical Arabized Sassanian Noahite Iconoclasts we all know and love who call themselves "Muslims".